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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:29 am
by Windfinder
[quote="oldgaffer1"]
Mind you, I'm not sure that Phil the Greek 'takes long walks everyday' nor 'drinks fresh camel milk' or indeed, 'enjoys sex'.
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It's Ascot week - I'd image he's got a good chance to get in the Royal Box....
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:56 am
by claymore
This is all becoming most disrespectful and as the originator of the post I have fears for my Knighthood
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:13 pm
by Olivepage
Never thought about that.
Even Bruce Forsyth missed out after an internet campaign, so it is a risk.
Perhaps if you started a few threads on Corgis - the dogs not the gas fitters - although they tend to be equally ill tempered.
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:24 pm
by claymore
True Story
A friend and I were coming back through customs at Dover about 03:00 one morning and the car was directed to a separate bay and then the Customs Officers proceeded to unpack it - all.
The leading member of the group asked my venerable friend "Are you aware of Her Majesty's Customs?" To which my friend - ever the boy for a laugh said "Well, I believe she is fond of Corgis"
The Customs officer then congratulated him on being awarded the day's first anal search.
This was not carried out but it did cause a quivver and the Customs officers certainly enjoyed the moment.
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:09 pm
by Olivepage
Good story
I enjoyed that.
One can only wonder if there is a pointer there as to how to support your (eminently justifiable) claim.
Personally I would rather remain a plain "Hey you"
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:19 pm
by Telo
claymore wrote:The Customs officer then congratulated him on being awarded the day's first anal search.
An angler perhaps?