BLUEMOMENT

If that's the 'wee wumman' behind the meteoric career o' yon Timothy James Hamilton Laurence, ah'll no hear a wurd said agin' her. She gave me a sextant fur ma' own, a wheen o' years back, just like yon Dobby gettin' a sock in re Harry Potter story.... Ah've no been the same since.

At last, some support from the P & J.

Ach well, think of the tax revenue saved and the safety implications because seafarers are not fantasising.

Normal service has been resumed.

It took me a while to notice but I'm relieved that the computer has gone.