BLUEMOMENT

Instead of keeping all your organic waste on board, why not keep a supply of helium and some weather balloons instead.

Simply attach your organic waste to a weather balloon, filled with helium, and let it drift harmlessly over the three mile limit?

It would probably be a good idea to have a backup channel incase 77 is swamped by fishermen talking about sightings of the mythical Loch Aline Lobster.

I was alluding to the fact that I might need a pilot to find the mythical G spot.

I used to work at Grangemouth. I'm not sure what is going on though. It takes ages to shut down the place, so the workers must have to say to the management that they are going on strike and are presumably being paid while they do a shut down. Meanwhile not much is getting produced. Then they have t...

Nick wrote:.
Welcome to the forum turnipsock - are you a Naked Scientist by any chance?

Yes I am.

I was diagnoised with high blood pressure and they gave me pills to take. Ever since then, I have never had a hang over and my hair is growing back.

If only there was somewhere on the internet that sold presciption drugs, everybody could do this.