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William the Conkerer

Clyde_Wanderer wrote:Mine's 8" Nick, and will be in post very soon.
C_W

Oh dear, mine's only 3 inches. Mind you, it was 3 foot long and 9 inches wide before I took the saw to it and put it in a jiffy bag....

Agree with Booby Trapper. That'd be the Auchrannie then. Bug*ers would be quick enough to sell you one of their time shares though....

Nick

I've just checked and I've got a piece of stock that I can get those dimensions out of. PM me with your address if you still need it.

Me and my mucker C.J. are taking part in 'Sagittaire'. We missed out on the last one but are planning to be there this year - please pop over and say hello! (You can usually find us by following the trail of comments that run something like; 'What on earth are those two old idiots up to? ') Here's a...

A bit of a coincidence in that I've just finished reading 'Most Secret' where the action is set down here on the Dart and over in Brittany. It is the first time I've read Shute since school and I must say that, whilst probably not his best work, it made me yearn for the well crafted rattlin' good ya...

Wildbird wrote:Hey- Old gaffer1 - is that a flat coat? Here's a hello from Skye in Plymouth!

He sure is a flat coat - great dogs aren't they? Is that Mayflower marina that you are on?

Couldn't resist showing off my new mate Clark ('cos his kennel name is 'Superman' )

Nick, Your post rang a bell with me about the warranty as I had to do quite a bit of digging when in contact with them over a Samsung fridge that had been damaged in their warehouse. To quote from the depths of Samung's own site: 'The warranty applies from the date of purchase by the first customer ...

I can see that you're dab hands at this....

Rowana wrote:... or they have to be stopped because there is too much of the stuff!

And, sometimes they stop themselves......

You could try Arran Hideaways who should be able to point you in the right direction.

Windfinder wrote:You reckon Phil doesn't enjoy giving one to an ageing queen?

I knew that Brian May had played atop of Buckingham Palace and has a CBE but I didn't realise that his relationship with the Windsors was that intimate....

Oh, I don't know, see here:

Octogenarian Dad

Mind you, I'm not sure that Phil the Greek 'takes long walks everyday' nor 'drinks fresh camel milk' or indeed, 'enjoys sex'.

Cheers,

Alister.

aitchw wrote:

Maybe Granpa kicked the nag in the b*ll*x as his own personal protest against the Chinese Regime.

Unlikely to have much effect seeing as the animal is a gelding

I take severe exception to the suggestion that Prince Phillip is a gelding.....