Claymore's Bits and Pieces

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claymore
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Re: Claymore's Bits and Pieces

Postby claymore » Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:18 am

Cwenegogo wrote:Och, it must hae minded him o' a washin' machine;-) Maybe he sterted aff at 5'5" and the stretchin tae see thru it elongated him?


He wiz always a big fekker - whichever way you viewed him...
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Re: Claymore's Bits and Pieces

Postby Shuggy » Sat Jan 12, 2019 12:09 am

Claysie

You misunderstand my post. We drank the Yardley Gold Label, having tried on your kecks. It was the only thing that would take away the pain after finding out that you only wear thongs. No Y fronts for the Laird, eh?

No maidens were hurt in the making of the party, but Senga from the Galley may have left some buttockprints on your chart table.

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Re: Claymore's Bits and Pieces

Postby aquaplane » Sat Jan 12, 2019 12:40 am

My chart table is high off the ground without much head room, does Senga have long legs and a short back? Just asking?
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Re: Claymore's Bits and Pieces

Postby lady_stormrider » Sat Jan 12, 2019 12:50 am

I need to have a word with my fellow members of the Guild of Seamstresses, Galley Slaves Chapter as to if any breaches of 'The Code' have been breached.
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Re: Claymore's Bits and Pieces

Postby claymore » Sat Jan 12, 2019 11:45 am

Missizbobster
I feel that every code in the book might have been breached and personally I feel violated by the Shugster who has not only put out into the WildWorldWeb the fact that I left some of my throngs onboard - I think they were the PVC jobbies - but also that I seem not to have had first dibs with the fragrant Senga - which as Laird of the Claymore Stern fornicatorium, I was entitled to.
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Himself
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Re: Claymore's Bits and Pieces

Postby lady_stormrider » Sat Apr 13, 2019 9:39 pm

Hmmmmm….. (*folds arms and taps foot*)
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