BLUEMOMENT

This Forum is lookin a bit quiet so a thoght a wid tell ye where a am the noo even thogh a didna cum by boat.

Am in Aberdeen.

Actually this is a call to Hazardous to Shipping - Far are ye quinne - I know that she works for the council - but is she involved in housing.

I'm currently babysitting one of the breakout rooms at the Chartered Institute of Housing ( CIH ) conference at the Aberdeen Exhibition and Conference Centre and wondered if H to S is here.

I've only got 2 x 1 hour sessions per day, and free internet access so it's all a lot more chilled than my usual jobs.

Sorry - a couldna keep up the Doric - a bided 17 yeers in Portsoy - bit a leaved there mair than 35 yeers sien.

Ash

Ye'll be intae yin o they dreadfu' evenings then wi all that drink an grub then anither hard day tomorrow wi mair conference food. Ah wonder why its always coated in broon batter?

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http://www.yotblog.com/claymore/

Luckily - I'm a technician rather than a delegate - so I just have to put up with the drink - Oh it's a hard life.

Claymore - you sound as though you're an experienced delegate.

Ash

Oh indeed - I delegate wherever possible. At times this is misinterpreted - yin big daft LongJohnSadler is always banging on aboot me taking tae ma hammock a' the time. Whit he disnae appreciate is that - wioot him kennin- ah'm actually gie'in him ra confidence he so lacks

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http://www.yotblog.com/claymore/

And you buy rounds in absentasia.

Ash

PS Brown Nosing in case there is a spare berth going on Claymore on the cruise !

Wuz in Embra the day - me'n Al Gore.

And about another 800 people.

Cry from the crowd " Who's that standing next to Shard? "

I worked on the dinner a couple of years ago at the Glasgow Hilton when Bill Clinton was the guest of honour - guys in suits with bulges under their arm everywhere.

Ash

Breasts?

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http://www.yotblog.com/claymore/

Not sure who was manufacturer of the gun !!

Ash

Here I am back in Aberdeen, again babysitting a breakout room at the CIH conference.

BM Forum is certainly much busier than it was a year ago. One man's loss is another man's gain.

Ash

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Hazard to Shipping will be found rounding up stray dogs and lecturing communities on the best way of disposing of waste or drinking coffee and eating scones in the celubrious setting of council offices in Stonehaven

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Ah now Garredfox - you are just jealous. The wifie makes a fine home bake - should be a fresh scone available at about 10am tomorrow . I f you are in the area - you will have to be quick!!! They don't last long.

Re the CIH - lowly folk like me don't get invited to places like that !!

I don't suppose you could deliver a few to Balvicar boatyard, could you?

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Jam and butter ?

That'd be grand. Ah'm no a big fan o' strawberry, but raspberry, blackberry or rhubarb (ye'll huvtae chop the stalks sma' mind) wid be jist fine.

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