Ash - I hate you. If that had been me the thing would not have been found until someone passing shouted to me that clouds of smoke appear to be coming from the exhaust. Parahandy would then make me feel rather stupid at his own ability to change an impeller using a plastic coat hanger.
Dear Claymore, you were obviously not placed in this life to be an engineer, but to hold a more measured and ethereal position, where mere mortals would struggle for air.
Parahandy, after all, as the below decks engineer for the Vital Spark, so would only be demonstrating that for which he born.
I should be glad that, with no more than a frown, I could induce friends to fettle my fine craft for no more than a dram. Seems fair cheap to me.