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Advice that could save a life

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:17 pm
by Telo
Nick has made a very generous offer of a fabulous rent-free holiday at his very well appointed home in Argyll, on Scotland's beautiful west coast.

The only only obligation that Nick expects in return is that the lucky holiday makers look after his non-sailing and elderly Staffie. Now the dug is very well behaved and would not be a problem, although one never be certain about the intention of other animals, so there could be some slight nervousness about the doggie walks.

Anyway, if things went wrong, I thought that this might be the advice that could save a life.

Re: Advice that could save a life

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:59 pm
by little boy blue
i have several assorted marigolds for sale to anyone who wishes to break up dogfights :D :lol:

Re: Advice that could save a life

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:20 pm
by Clyde_Wanderer
Sounds like the bulldog dident hurt em, but instead rectum :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Advice that could save a life

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:52 pm
by claymore
If the pooch is anything like its keeper - aboot fekked - it'll probably peg out whilst you are looking after it forever placing you in a most difficult situation with the webmeister who will accuse you of murder and somehow wangle himself free drinks for life out of your conscience

Re: Advice that could save a life

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:10 pm
by Windfinder
If the solution was sticking my finger in a dogs ar$e, I think I'd live with the problem.

Re: Advice that could save a life

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:46 pm
by ash
claymore wrote:If the pooch is anything like its keeper - aboot fekked - it'll probably peg out whilst you are looking after it forever placing you in a most difficult situation with the webmeister who will accuse you of murder and somehow wangle himself free drinks for life out of your conscience


I had considered putting the mutt in the kennels and letting the house, and hope to still make a profit, but I would feel very guilty if something happened to the dug.

Ash