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 Post subject: Whilst Sailing North
PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2012 9:40 pm 
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This fine fellow was devoured

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 Post subject: Re: Whilst Sailing North
PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2012 11:18 pm 
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This fine fellow was devoured

Freshly caught or recently bought - C_W will want to know. Mind you he will know if I'm asking a silly question.

Is this setting the standard of cuisine on the CC2012?

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 Post subject: Re: Whilst Sailing North
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Liberated would best describe the situation

Nothing finer than poached salmon.....

The CC menus have been submitted by the Chef and are currently being discussed. We just need to keep Para out of the galley and a "nickwatch" mounted when the canapes are served. Guzzling wee beggar.

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 Post subject: Re: Whilst Sailing North
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..... "nickwatch" mounted when the canapes are served. Guzzling wee beggar.


Surely double locks on the booze locker would be more appropriate? :mrgreen:

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 Post subject: Re: Whilst Sailing North
PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:37 am 
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..... "nickwatch" mounted when the canapes are served. Guzzling wee beggar.


Surely double locks on the booze locker would be more appropriate? :mrgreen:

The booze locker on Claymore is in a secret compartment that is known only to a few in the inner circle. Minions disappear into the bowels of the vessel and return at infrequent and irregular intervals with small portions of the cratur of uncertain provenance.

Not sure why the auld goat keeps going on about his canopy. We all know he is concerned about the effect of the Scottish elements on his ageing skin and so attempts to navigate his vessel from within some sort of nautical patio tent, but I have never coveted or attempted to appropriate this construction.

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 Post subject: Re: Whilst Sailing North
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Which is more than can be said about your attitude towards our grub - talk about the lodgers reach....

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 Post subject: Re: Whilst Sailing North
PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 9:06 am 
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Which is more than can be said about your attitude towards our grub - talk about the lodgers reach....


'Yours' . . . . . 'Ours' . . . . . what an attitude. Too long in foreign waters.

During your long absense from the Cruise a more sociable 'my shup is your shup' philosophy has developed, and it is no longer considered seemly to harp on endlessly about half-remembered or imagined 'slights' from past events.

In reparation for the alleged abuse of your hospitality you are hereby cordially invited to an 'All You Can Eat' event on board Fairwinds at a time and location of your choosing.

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 Post subject: Re: Whilst Sailing North
PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:21 pm 
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In reparation for the alleged abuse of your hospitality you are hereby cordially invited to an 'All You Can Eat and Drink ' event on board Fairwinds at a time and location of your choosing.


Fixed it for you.


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 Post subject: Re: Whilst Sailing North
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wully wrote:
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In reparation for the alleged abuse of your hospitality you are hereby cordially invited to an 'All You Can Eat and Drink ' event on board Fairwinds at a time and location of your choosing.


Fixed it for you.


Hmmmm . . . may have to sell the ship after the cruise, but it will be worth it to stop the miserable auld goat's moaning.

Of course, as soon as he has stapped himself fu' on Fairwinds' vittles and drunk her cellar dry it will be,
'Man, ye've ruin't ma diet . . . ma twiggy figure's awa tae hell, aal flubbit an' wastit . . . five years stairvation doon ra pan . . . '

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 Post subject: Re: Whilst Sailing North
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 Post subject: Re: Whilst Sailing North
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claymore wrote:
This fine fellow was devoured

That wasn't whit you said when a load of mackerel appeared a while back ....


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 Post subject: Re: Whilst Sailing North
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3 tiddlers - a load?

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