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by turnipsock
Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:46 am
Forum: Tip of the Week
Topic: Dumping organic waste
Replies: 0
Views: 2094

Dumping organic waste

Instead of keeping all your organic waste on board, why not keep a supply of helium and some weather balloons instead.

Simply attach your organic waste to a weather balloon, filled with helium, and let it drift harmlessly over the three mile limit?
by turnipsock
Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:29 am
Forum: CC 2009
Topic: Which channel?
Replies: 1
Views: 7286

It would probably be a good idea to have a backup channel incase 77 is swamped by fishermen talking about sightings of the mythical Loch Aline Lobster.
by turnipsock
Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:39 am
Forum: Tip of the Week
Topic: How to avoid a bad head in the morning
Replies: 12
Views: 5319

I was alluding to the fact that I might need a pilot to find the mythical G spot.
by turnipsock
Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:04 pm
Forum: CC 2009
Topic: Fuel Situation
Replies: 8
Views: 10726

I used to work at Grangemouth. I'm not sure what is going on though. It takes ages to shut down the place, so the workers must have to say to the management that they are going on strike and are presumably being paid while they do a shut down. Meanwhile not much is getting produced. Then they have t...
by turnipsock
Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:45 am
Forum: Tip of the Week
Topic: How to avoid a bad head in the morning
Replies: 12
Views: 5319

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by turnipsock
Wed Apr 23, 2008 1:31 pm
Forum: Tip of the Week
Topic: How to avoid a bad head in the morning
Replies: 12
Views: 5319

Re: RU . . .

Nick wrote:.
Welcome to the forum turnipsock - are you a Naked Scientist by any chance?


Yes I am.
by turnipsock
Tue Apr 22, 2008 11:13 pm
Forum: Tip of the Week
Topic: How to avoid a bad head in the morning
Replies: 12
Views: 5319

I was diagnoised with high blood pressure and they gave me pills to take. Ever since then, I have never had a hang over and my hair is growing back.

If only there was somewhere on the internet that sold presciption drugs, everybody could do this.

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