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10 oot o' 10 but they spelt "tottie" wrang.

Huv ye room fur wan mair? Ah think that ah kin get a passoot fur that weekend?

Whit Crap weather??? Ah've been doon at the boat a'weekend an it's braw ,bricht but a wee bitty cauld. Jist pit oan yer lang breeks an' ye'll be warm an' snug.

jim.r wrote:Two women walking past a dress shop. One says "That's the one I'd get".
......................and a cyclops ran out and punched her.

Aye!!took me a meenit or twa!!

The weir was added in the early 1970's when the loch became a fresh water supply for central Scotland.
I Passed Mcfarlanes boatyard on Friday,the water was up over the main road!

Ra bad news is that therr's anither wan oan next week.

It's ca'd cabinfever ....ance ye get yer boats back in the watter ye'll a' huv mair tae think aboot an' no fecht wi' ane anither!!!

Aye!! ye'r damn tootin!! this forum is dyin' a death. Aboot time you ca'd a few heids thegither.

Silkie wrote:moresteamcphail's post may not be entirely serious.

Indeed moresteamcphail himself may not be entirely kosher.

Enuff o' the troll callin'already!!Ah'm right kosher an'that.An' so's ma chip fat.

There is a bit in the Herald (posh paper) aboot this.We will be able tae gang frae Bowling tae Balloch withoot gettin oor feet dry. Whit aboot the bit through ra Vale o'Leven but? We wull need an armed posse or twa. tae keep the natives awa.Mabbe a wee gunboat wid be handy fur the polis tae chase th...

Hello,I am new to this business,(sailing that is) and would be glad of advice . I have been running my Volvo penta on recycled chip shop oil,without any difficulties,except the smell given off is attracting the wrong kind of attention.People : have been stopping and asking for fish suppers and deep ...