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by ParaHandy
Fri Nov 09, 2018 10:04 am
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Katya Adler
Replies: 3
Views: 360

Re: Katya Adler

wully wrote:You're such a tart.

He’s been the same since ever he got a new engine - oops, boat engine I mean
by ParaHandy
Tue Sep 25, 2018 3:21 pm
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Well my Buckos
Replies: 17
Views: 1476

Re: Well my Buckos

Erm .... like to know that there’ll be enough kitchen left to cook the usual Booth’s full English?! The Muz and I could prevail upon dear heart’s faith-in-mankind despite yer best efforts.
by ParaHandy
Thu Jul 19, 2018 8:17 am
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: The Nichts
Replies: 5
Views: 1885

Re: The Nichts

Could do with some cooler weather - been mid 20’s the past 5 weeks in Tasty-Pastry land. I believe he’s back now and turned off the tap he left running. Nae wonder there’s a water shortage in the NW. I came here hoping for some good news .... like rain and lots of it or someone’s won the lottery or...
by ParaHandy
Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:33 am
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Tobermory Fish and Chip Van
Replies: 8
Views: 1874

Re: Tobermory Fish and Chip Van

Should you venture there and fancy a fish supper - be sure to ask for the large fish as I did. Humphrey, our long dead but much loved Goldfish was at least twice the size of the tiddlers served up. Wus Humphrey, the moby dick one that you fed so well it out-grew the “pond” it wus in? I’ve cycled ro...
by ParaHandy
Sun Jun 03, 2018 11:44 am
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Boring bunch of annoying people so ye are
Replies: 9
Views: 2004

Re: Boring bunch of annoying people so ye are

youse wid hae hev toast if ye'd goan fae Hull tae Rottingham The only way I’m going back tae Hull is piloting a bomber.. Well, if youse ivver got thur, rottingham I mean, ah’d be surprised if ye wur ivver seen agin. Hull wus city orra cultoor last year. More than ardfern ivver achieved I might add....
by ParaHandy
Thu May 24, 2018 8:45 am
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Ra Earl O' Dunbarton
Replies: 1
Views: 1441

Re: Ra Earl O' Dunbarton

Is Stewart the HRHs chauffeur? What with parking yer bike in the crack orra P. Anne’s airse, yer getting yersel well kent wi ra HRHs?
by ParaHandy
Fri Apr 13, 2018 3:01 pm
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Would you like a week’s free accommodation near Tissington
Replies: 3
Views: 1729

Re: Would you like a week’s free accommodation near Tissington

I’ve been given the code for the lock to the games room wherein lies a St. Andrew’s Cross, some whips, chain and leather objects. Whatever could these be for?
by ParaHandy
Wed Apr 11, 2018 8:14 am
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Would you like a week’s free accommodation near Tissington
Replies: 3
Views: 1729

Would you like a week’s free accommodation near Tissington

BYOB, bike that is, for a bracing week cycling or walking the Peak District. End of April. Luxurious accommodation. Vacancy due to grumpy auld git wanting to stay in a cupboard ....
by ParaHandy
Thu Mar 01, 2018 10:28 am
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Flu
Replies: 22
Views: 5183

Re: Flu

Whit some folk wull do tae avoid their round..... Learnt it fae you, the maistir o’ the beer body swerve.. I won’t have that said about him. Once ensconced in the harbour of Troon due to fowl weather, the auld hen offered his crew a full Scottish breakfast in the morning, and the next and the next ...
by ParaHandy
Thu Jan 25, 2018 8:37 am
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Crewmember's significant birthday coming up.....
Replies: 1
Views: 1686

Re: Les plus belles fesses du monde

As fine a pair you’re ever likely to see ...
by ParaHandy
Wed Dec 13, 2017 10:28 am
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Edinburgh’s new luxury marina
Replies: 4
Views: 2024

Edinburgh’s new luxury marina

I presume that means the lavvy won’t be a portaloo. Are any of you rushing to book yer place amongst edinburgh’s high end? Is this not planned to be on the sight of Nicola’s windmill factory which never came about? Some golfers I know describe a difficult 5 foot putt as a Nicola. Good tae see we’ve ...
by ParaHandy
Wed Dec 13, 2017 10:21 am
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: The Lights
Replies: 4
Views: 2013

Re: The Lights

Big enough! Conserving ma stocks at present A dangerous plan fraught with hazard... you do know it goes off once opened? Oh yes, he knows alright, the angel’s share he calls it whilst shuffling from one foot tae the other whilst holding the only bottle with nowt in it and eyes swivelled upwards in ...
by ParaHandy
Sat Oct 21, 2017 11:31 pm
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Wanted Haynes manual for 4 cyl BMC diesel ex Fleetwood taxi
Replies: 1
Views: 1760

Wanted Haynes manual for 4 cyl BMC diesel ex Fleetwood taxi

My friend is intent on stripping his engine down in order to cure various defects. He would be indebted to anyone with such a manual c1970 and which might be for the B or C series? Would he be better advised to put up with said defects and await the diesel scrappage scheme’s start? I would recommend...
by ParaHandy
Sat Jul 15, 2017 9:30 pm
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Strange light in the sky.
Replies: 13
Views: 4617

Re: Strange light in the sky.

Telo wrote:Well, somebody had to.

Thank you!
by ParaHandy
Wed Jul 12, 2017 11:32 am
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Strange light in the sky.
Replies: 13
Views: 4617

Re: Strange light in the sky.

After a week of pish the skies cleared yesterday and a most unusual light appeared in the sky. It brought warmth and has reappeared this morning. Is this to herald the shortening of the days? Whilst enjoying the best holiday we've ever had, cycling the Hebridean Way, I ventured into the Kirk on the...

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