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by ParaHandy
Wed Aug 07, 2019 11:10 pm
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Avy-J
Replies: 19
Views: 3180

Re: Avy-J

care to share who supplied the 50w walk-on solar thingy?
by ParaHandy
Sun Apr 14, 2019 12:38 pm
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Yacht Juma
Replies: 6
Views: 1910

Re: Yacht Juma

The Scotsman archive can be found after having a drink at Grey Friars Bobby pub and then walk northwards towards the Mound and about halfway along can be found the Scottish museum archive which includes the Scotsman archive. All or nearly all the editions are kept as pdf’s which you can search. I fo...
by ParaHandy
Mon Feb 25, 2019 5:21 pm
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Murrayfield Tomorrow
Replies: 4
Views: 1708

Re: Murrayfield Tomorrow

How long did it take to perfect that pose...? I took this snap mainly because it was his usual response to claiming to be/being broke when inviting the crew out for a drink. The conversation would start “now listen men” and followed by a recitation of each time he’d either watered or fed us. Tight ...
by ParaHandy
Fri Nov 09, 2018 10:04 am
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Katya Adler
Replies: 3
Views: 1844

Re: Katya Adler

wully wrote:You're such a tart.

He’s been the same since ever he got a new engine - oops, boat engine I mean
by ParaHandy
Tue Sep 25, 2018 3:21 pm
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Well my Buckos
Replies: 17
Views: 4927

Re: Well my Buckos

Erm .... like to know that there’ll be enough kitchen left to cook the usual Booth’s full English?! The Muz and I could prevail upon dear heart’s faith-in-mankind despite yer best efforts.
by ParaHandy
Thu Jul 19, 2018 8:17 am
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: The Nichts
Replies: 5
Views: 3451

Re: The Nichts

Could do with some cooler weather - been mid 20’s the past 5 weeks in Tasty-Pastry land. I believe he’s back now and turned off the tap he left running. Nae wonder there’s a water shortage in the NW. I came here hoping for some good news .... like rain and lots of it or someone’s won the lottery or...
by ParaHandy
Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:33 am
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Tobermory Fish and Chip Van
Replies: 8
Views: 3268

Re: Tobermory Fish and Chip Van

Should you venture there and fancy a fish supper - be sure to ask for the large fish as I did. Humphrey, our long dead but much loved Goldfish was at least twice the size of the tiddlers served up. Wus Humphrey, the moby dick one that you fed so well it out-grew the “pond” it wus in? I’ve cycled ro...
by ParaHandy
Sun Jun 03, 2018 11:44 am
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Boring bunch of annoying people so ye are
Replies: 9
Views: 3589

Re: Boring bunch of annoying people so ye are

youse wid hae hev toast if ye'd goan fae Hull tae Rottingham The only way I’m going back tae Hull is piloting a bomber.. Well, if youse ivver got thur, rottingham I mean, ah’d be surprised if ye wur ivver seen agin. Hull wus city orra cultoor last year. More than ardfern ivver achieved I might add....
by ParaHandy
Thu May 24, 2018 8:45 am
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Ra Earl O' Dunbarton
Replies: 1
Views: 2194

Re: Ra Earl O' Dunbarton

Is Stewart the HRHs chauffeur? What with parking yer bike in the crack orra P. Anne’s airse, yer getting yersel well kent wi ra HRHs?
by ParaHandy
Fri Apr 13, 2018 3:01 pm
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Would you like a week’s free accommodation near Tissington
Replies: 3
Views: 2637

Re: Would you like a week’s free accommodation near Tissington

I’ve been given the code for the lock to the games room wherein lies a St. Andrew’s Cross, some whips, chain and leather objects. Whatever could these be for?
by ParaHandy
Wed Apr 11, 2018 8:14 am
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Would you like a week’s free accommodation near Tissington
Replies: 3
Views: 2637

Would you like a week’s free accommodation near Tissington

BYOB, bike that is, for a bracing week cycling or walking the Peak District. End of April. Luxurious accommodation. Vacancy due to grumpy auld git wanting to stay in a cupboard ....
by ParaHandy
Thu Mar 01, 2018 10:28 am
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Flu
Replies: 22
Views: 8457

Re: Flu

Whit some folk wull do tae avoid their round..... Learnt it fae you, the maistir o’ the beer body swerve.. I won’t have that said about him. Once ensconced in the harbour of Troon due to fowl weather, the auld hen offered his crew a full Scottish breakfast in the morning, and the next and the next ...
by ParaHandy
Thu Jan 25, 2018 8:37 am
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Crewmember's significant birthday coming up.....
Replies: 1
Views: 2133

Re: Les plus belles fesses du monde

As fine a pair you’re ever likely to see ...
by ParaHandy
Wed Dec 13, 2017 10:28 am
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Edinburgh’s new luxury marina
Replies: 4
Views: 2865

Edinburgh’s new luxury marina

I presume that means the lavvy won’t be a portaloo. Are any of you rushing to book yer place amongst edinburgh’s high end? Is this not planned to be on the sight of Nicola’s windmill factory which never came about? Some golfers I know describe a difficult 5 foot putt as a Nicola. Good tae see we’ve ...
by ParaHandy
Wed Dec 13, 2017 10:21 am
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: The Lights
Replies: 4
Views: 2912

Re: The Lights

Big enough! Conserving ma stocks at present A dangerous plan fraught with hazard... you do know it goes off once opened? Oh yes, he knows alright, the angel’s share he calls it whilst shuffling from one foot tae the other whilst holding the only bottle with nowt in it and eyes swivelled upwards in ...

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