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by claymore
Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:19 am
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Tobermory Fish and Chip Van
Replies: 8
Views: 215

Re: Tobermory Fish and Chip Van

Should you venture there and fancy a fish supper - be sure to ask for the large fish as I did. Humphrey, our long dead but much loved Goldfish was at least twice the size of the tiddlers served up. Wus Humphrey, the moby dick one that you fed so well it out-grew the “pond” it wus in? I’ve cycled ro...
by claymore
Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:33 am
Forum: Gear and Gadgets
Topic: Bilge pump failure
Replies: 1
Views: 94

Re: Bilge pump failure

I feel your pain William.
by claymore
Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:08 am
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Tobermory Fish and Chip Van
Replies: 8
Views: 215

Re: Tobermory Fish and Chip Van

wully wrote:
cpedw wrote:It's time to return to Nicola's embrace.


Och don’t... The thoucht of an embrace from that wee slip o’ a lass will put an awfae strain oan his pacemaker..


Happy tae up ma blood pressure pills.....!
by claymore
Mon Jun 11, 2018 9:05 pm
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Tobermory Fish and Chip Van
Replies: 8
Views: 215

Re: Tobermory Fish and Chip Van

Oi!
I don't have a bus pass because where I live there are no fekkin buses
by claymore
Sat Jun 09, 2018 3:50 pm
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Tobermory Fish and Chip Van
Replies: 8
Views: 215

Tobermory Fish and Chip Van

Should you venture there and fancy a fish supper - be sure to ask for the large fish as I did. Humphrey, our long dead but much loved Goldfish was at least twice the size of the tiddlers served up.
by claymore
Fri Jun 08, 2018 7:43 pm
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Claymore Claymore Claymore
Replies: 5
Views: 332

Re: Claymore Claymore Claymore

Ahh - Alexander McKinnon McDonald... More like Dipshit McFuckwit
by claymore
Fri Jun 08, 2018 5:52 pm
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Claymore Claymore Claymore
Replies: 5
Views: 332

Re: Claymore Claymore Claymore

' I cannae find Corran Ledge in ma "Claymore's Definitive Tidal Gates". Is it time fer an update? It wiz mair o' a kiss than a grounding although we were sat there for a minute or two. No harm done - Ken McColl of Kilmelford said to me after my Cuan experience "There are only 2 kind o...
by claymore
Tue May 29, 2018 9:39 pm
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Boring bunch of annoying people so ye are
Replies: 9
Views: 382

Re: Boring bunch of annoying people so ye are

youse wid hae hev toast if ye'd goan fae Hull tae Rottingham
by claymore
Sun May 27, 2018 11:31 pm
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Boring bunch of annoying people so ye are
Replies: 9
Views: 382

Re: Boring bunch of annoying people so ye are

What a boring thread.....
by claymore
Sun May 27, 2018 11:29 pm
Forum: Tip of the Week
Topic: When using a stanley knife
Replies: 2
Views: 227

Re: When using a stanley knife

Superglue.
I have a white bone in my thumb.....
by claymore
Sun May 27, 2018 7:42 am
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Boring bunch of annoying people so ye are
Replies: 9
Views: 382

Re: Boring bunch of annoying people so ye are

Shouldn't you be painting a locker out or something instead of coming on here and lording it with you boring attitude? Anyone would think you owned the joint...
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by claymore
Fri May 25, 2018 5:34 pm
Forum: Tip of the Week
Topic: When using a stanley knife
Replies: 2
Views: 227

When using a stanley knife

Don't hold whatever you are cutting above the hand that bears the knife.....
by claymore
Sat May 19, 2018 9:57 am
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Ra Earl O' Dunbarton
Replies: 1
Views: 307

Ra Earl O' Dunbarton

Ah'm always passin' through an ah mind that ah tak a wee peep at Jackie Stewart's - wunnerin if ra noble earl wull be movin in......
by claymore
Fri May 18, 2018 4:29 pm
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Antifoul prep
Replies: 1
Views: 251

Re: Antifoul prep

quite rough I think - 40 - 60 grade.
I'd help you out but I am really busy at the moment Pete - lots of stuff to watch on the box just now.....
by claymore
Thu May 17, 2018 7:48 am
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Retirement? My arse!
Replies: 14
Views: 645

Re: Retirement? My arse!

Absolutely. Brewster - throw the cat another canary.....

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