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by claymore
Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:42 pm
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Where is it?
Replies: 15
Views: 148

Re: Where is it?

Not got a bloody clue but I sincerely hope you made it before the good ship Fart Winds sank....
by claymore
Sat Jan 12, 2019 11:45 am
Forum: Gear and Gadgets
Topic: Claymore's Bits and Pieces
Replies: 19
Views: 1975

Re: Claymore's Bits and Pieces

Missizbobster I feel that every code in the book might have been breached and personally I feel violated by the Shugster who has not only put out into the WildWorldWeb the fact that I left some of my throngs onboard - I think they were the PVC jobbies - but also that I seem not to have had first dib...
by claymore
Fri Jan 11, 2019 7:29 pm
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: No longer worried about what to do with tonight's lottery win
Replies: 4
Views: 119

Re: No longer worried about what to do with tonight's lottery win

Claymore is not fer sale
William- are you really thinking of moving over the hill,?
It wid put you awfy close tae the laird o' the hoos o' the troosers
by claymore
Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:18 am
Forum: Gear and Gadgets
Topic: Claymore's Bits and Pieces
Replies: 19
Views: 1975

Re: Claymore's Bits and Pieces

Cwenegogo wrote:Och, it must hae minded him o' a washin' machine;-) Maybe he sterted aff at 5'5" and the stretchin tae see thru it elongated him?


He wiz always a big fekker - whichever way you viewed him...
by claymore
Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:16 am
Forum: Gear and Gadgets
Topic: Claymore's Bits and Pieces
Replies: 19
Views: 1975

Re: Claymore's Bits and Pieces

Too late Claysie. I took a gaggle of maidens from the Galley and had an impromptu gathering in your marquee at the weekend. If you need any help tidying up let me know. There were some grey/green undergarments left scattered around for your enjoyment. Tickets were sold and I did alright from the pr...
by claymore
Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:34 am
Forum: Gear and Gadgets
Topic: Claymore's Bits and Pieces
Replies: 19
Views: 1975

Re: Claymore's Bits and Pieces

The spinnin windae was the invention of the divil.
The previous owner fitted it and he was around 6'1"
I am 5.5 and a fairt - all I saw was the rim of the blasted thing and it used to get syncopated with the engine at 1500 revs so it began to build up a sine wave inside yer heid.
by claymore
Wed Jan 09, 2019 3:07 pm
Forum: Gear and Gadgets
Topic: Claymore's Bits and Pieces
Replies: 19
Views: 1975

Re: Claymore's Bits and Pieces

Shuggipoos I trust this finds you well and recovered from your recent over-indulgent festive celebrations? The old Russian Proverb " A kind word is better than a fat pie" springs to mind as I was delighted to read your contribution to the thread. I'm thinking of hosting a Spring Ball in th...
by claymore
Sun Jan 06, 2019 3:35 pm
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Claymore has grown a pair ... and a bit
Replies: 12
Views: 336

Re: Claymore has grown a pair ... and a bit

Isn't Hoorn just the most wonderful place on the planet!!
by claymore
Fri Jan 04, 2019 9:23 am
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: New Broadblue website
Replies: 3
Views: 2045

Re: New Broadblue website

Assuming that you are being sarky, 1900 odd views doesn't seem to me to betoken a lack of interest. I don't think you should equate lack of response with lack of interest, either to this post or the site in general. I don't imagine I am the only regular visitor here who only posts when he thinks he...
by claymore
Thu Jan 03, 2019 4:55 pm
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Antares charts
Replies: 17
Views: 383

Re: Antares charts

No - that was me being creative - glad you spotted it - makes it all seem worthwhile somehow.
Anyway -if you've never touched the bottom (the seabed!) you are not trying and you need to do better...
by claymore
Thu Jan 03, 2019 2:10 pm
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Antares charts
Replies: 17
Views: 383

Re: Antares charts

There is a clear link here between the Scottish West Coast, HRH and the need to not run the Rustler on the rocks. This infuriates me because for services to "Making members of the Royal Family feel welcome at small to medium sized chandeliers and boatyards in Argyll" - which I have done fo...
by claymore
Thu Jan 03, 2019 8:55 am
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Fascinating
Replies: 1
Views: 96

Fascinating

Nick threatens to pull the plug and the Forum hasn't seen as much traffic for years.....
by claymore
Thu Jan 03, 2019 8:53 am
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Claymore has grown a pair ... and a bit
Replies: 12
Views: 336

Re: Claymore has grown a pair ... and a bit

Cwenegogo wrote:Image

You little colour-blind tinker :nod:
Happy new year, auld git.
by claymore
Wed Jan 02, 2019 8:24 pm
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Will there be a wake?
Replies: 22
Views: 501

Re: Will there be a wake?

at last - a like minded soul...
by claymore
Wed Jan 02, 2019 2:54 pm
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Will there be a wake?
Replies: 22
Views: 501

Re: Will there be a wake?

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