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by claymore
Tue Jan 21, 2020 4:07 pm
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Apropos of not very much
Replies: 3
Views: 36

Re: Apropos of not very much

The old motivation is a bit of an issue for me too. The present mood will pass, of course, but it seems to have its own idea of how long it will be around. I know I have lockers to paint and some re-wiring to do as well as sorting our a couple of drains in the garden but I really cannot be arsed jus...
by claymore
Tue Jan 21, 2020 1:25 pm
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Apropos of not very much
Replies: 3
Views: 36

Apropos of not very much

I'm in a bit of a bad corner.
Since November 6 good friends have 'crossed the bar'
The latest funeral was yesterday and my liver is struggling to face the day
Cheer me up lads.
by claymore
Mon Jan 13, 2020 5:52 pm
Forum: Book Club
Topic: Wait for it, wait for it . . .
Replies: 9
Views: 270

Re: Wait for it, wait for it . . .

I always check the wallet first - especially if Para is around
by claymore
Mon Jan 13, 2020 1:54 pm
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Boaty contractors in the Oban area
Replies: 12
Views: 3631

Re: Boaty contractors in the Oban area

Stop trying to be clever ye daft auld besom
Xxx
by claymore
Fri Jan 10, 2020 11:49 am
Forum: Book Club
Topic: Wait for it, wait for it . . .
Replies: 9
Views: 270

Re: Wait for it, wait for it . . .

Fekkin spelcheck. I meant specticles
by claymore
Wed Jan 08, 2020 6:40 pm
Forum: Book Club
Topic: Wait for it, wait for it . . .
Replies: 9
Views: 270

Re: Wait for it, wait for it . . .

I think kindle books work well with phoaties. Nick is probably struggling to get his Brownie 127 to work.
Anyway Wullyum. I have a new pair of testicles and can read small print Chust fine.
by claymore
Fri Jan 03, 2020 12:01 pm
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Where wuz Claymore?
Replies: 11
Views: 383

Re: Where wuz Claymore?

. Did you know that if you place one testicle on the top of an empty whisky bottle and heat the bottom with a lighter, it sucks your testicle into the bottle, if you did know this, do you know how to reverse it, asking for a friend Before we get into the physics of it all I have to ask you, Dear Bo...
by claymore
Tue Dec 31, 2019 4:46 pm
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Where wuz Claymore?
Replies: 11
Views: 383

Re: Where wuz Claymore?

wully wrote:I’m afraid one is “resting” currently..

Claymore is also resting in the land of near permanent darkness
by claymore
Fri Dec 27, 2019 9:22 pm
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Where wuz Claymore?
Replies: 11
Views: 383

Re: Where wuz Claymore?

Wully wid be a shoe in
by claymore
Fri Dec 27, 2019 11:54 am
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Boaty contractors in the Oban area
Replies: 12
Views: 3631

Re: Boaty contractors in the Oban area

ParaHandy wrote:
steveyates wrote:This should be a sticky

Yes. A constant reminder that boating is like standing under a cold shower tearing up fivers and the best times are when you buy it and when you sell it!


Smug auld git.
Anyway - yer ootae touch - its twenties nowadays
by claymore
Wed Dec 25, 2019 1:22 pm
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Merry Christmas
Replies: 0
Views: 144

Merry Christmas

All the best
by claymore
Tue Dec 24, 2019 7:01 pm
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: The nichts
Replies: 4
Views: 241

Re: The nichts

Jings but they're fairly drawin' oot
by claymore
Tue Dec 24, 2019 1:40 pm
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: Snow, Where Is The Snow?
Replies: 12
Views: 375

Re: Snow, Where Is The Snow?

BlowingOldBoots wrote:I am not mad.

Well, a tad annoyed then?
by claymore
Tue Dec 24, 2019 1:38 pm
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: The nichts
Replies: 4
Views: 241

Re: The nichts

wait for it...
by claymore
Sun Dec 22, 2019 9:33 pm
Forum: Shooting the breeze
Topic: The nichts
Replies: 4
Views: 241

The nichts

wait for it.....

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